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Eric sat at home alone one night, it was the weekend and he was pretty bummed out at how no one was around. His mom had left the house after dinner, so it was just him and his Mr Kitty, who had hopped off the couch not to long ago and wandered off into another room.

The brunette groaned to himself and threw the tv remote down, climbing off of the sofa. He grabs his jacket and shoves on his boots, pulling his hat down over his head and trudged off out the door, hoping he’d find someone to entertain him more than just sitting at home and watching the tv.


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Eric Cartman
United States
Hey Fags.
You already know who I am, and if not. Screw you.

Feel free to ask questions, i'm all ears.
Except for Kahl. he can just burn in hell.


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swafer Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2017  Student General Artist
I this account abandoned?
doritogem1900 Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
What do you think of the band Fall Out Boy?
kenedy421 Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2015  Student Artist
What if one day KYLE Called you jew? ( Lol I love that saying YALL JEW XD )
Sakura-Leia-Kira Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
What do you think of eating disorders?
RavenLacrimosa Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
(helllllo there, have a starter)

A girl with coffee mocha skin in a victorian black and absinthe green dress with matching ribbon walking down the hallway silently with her books looking around to go to her designated class until she bumped into you. "Hey dammit, watch where your going, man!?" She brushed off the unwanted touch off of her and mumbled under her breath. "Hmph, conformist freak..." walking to her designated class with only a sigh a straightening of her elizabethan rose choker. " Oh no, not him..." She knew she saw Eric Cartman. "Dammit all..."
Epickitty1 Featured By Owner Edited Jul 26, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
(( Bored, so have a starter :) ))
A boy with a yellow beanie walked down the sidewalk. He bumped into someone. " Hey! Watch it, I just got this jacket. " He angrily brushed off his brand new green jacket. There were still some dirt stains. " Just great. " He realized the kid was Eric Cartman. " And don't think i'm scared of you, either. " He added quickly.
EpicTyphlosionTV Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yo, Cartman. When do you think that Kenny will swap out that god damned parka for something else?
Cartoonist15 Featured By Owner May 11, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
(Oh my gawsh! Your profile pic on this account is so cute! >w< You have cute taste! >w<)

Kyle: *I tilt my head slightly.* S'up fatass?

(Rp starter. :3)
MiNtEyE Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2015
Hi Eric :3 <3
What would you do if Kyle says, that he loves you?
LeanneCry45 Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2015  Student General Artist
That Profile Picture is Kawaii QwQ Anyways Hi! 
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